Message no. 1

From:	Freddy Frypp <JAMES-CUENO@*********.EDU>
Subject:	Women.... bah.
Date:	Sun, 30 Apr 1995 20:43:13 CST

>>>>>[Stop me if I've said this before. Women - bah.

I've been wanting to use this line for years, an' now's as good'a
time as any. (Some of you old movie buffs might recognize it.)

"I ran out of gas.... my car had a flat tire..... I didn't have cab
fare.... my tux wasn't back from the cleaners..... an old friend came
into town... there was an earthquake.... a terrible flood....
locusts! It wasn't my fault!!!!!!"

There. I feel much better.

+++++FILE: freddy_toon.movie

You see Freddy sitting at his desk, when a small, pink, saber-toothed
poodle leaps out of a drawer and begins chasing Freddy around the
office, nipping at his heels.]<<<<<
-- Freddy Frypp (19:00:23 / 04-30-56)
President
Frypp Security, Inc. (CFSM Uplink #5150)


>>>>>[What in the hell was THAT?! Jesus, somebody's been dickin'
around with my posts again.

Fraggin' deckers......

+++++FILE: freddy_toon_II.movie

The saber-toothed poodle is still chasing Freddy around his
office, but by now it has him treed. Or at least,
"desked".]<<<<<
-- Freddy Frypp (20:34:33 / 04-30-56)
President
Frypp Security, Inc. (CFSM Uplink #5150)