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From: R Andrew Hayden <rahayden@*****.WEEG.UIOWA.EDU>
Subject: Memorial Service Rules
Date: Wed, 24 Feb 93 21:47:50 CET
>>>>>[Doom, I regret that I cannot guarantee that there will be no
security cameras or other devices at the memorial services. There
is a Seattle city ordinance that states that all public assembly
areas much be monitored, which would include the conference hall.

On the other hand, I have spoken with Seattle law enforcement and
they have agreed that this meeting is considered neutral territory
and any enforment official that uses this service as an excuse to
nab someone will answer to me personally.

I do ask, though, that all persons who are attending please leave
weapons at home. Weapon detectors will be in operation and any
weapons brought in will have to be checked. This is for the
safety of everyone involved.

For those of you with implanted weapons, you present a special
problem. Normally we would register all vistors with implanted
weaponry, but for this meeting, that is out of the question. So,
the following rules are in effect.

Any person displaying implanted weaponry in a threatening
manner will be ejected from the building.

Any person who resists said ejection, will be summarily
turned over to law enforcement.

I regret having to implement such rules, but I don't think anyone
wants to have to play baby-sitter to a bunch of trigger happy sams.

My chief of security isn't happy about this event. But I suppose
that's why I pay him six figures, eh?]<<<<<
-- Joseph Yoshida <13:21:43 / 02-24-54>
President
Yoshida Technologies

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