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From: CRAIGTW1@******.JUNIATA.EDU
Subject: Highlander
Date: Thu, 18 Mar 93 00:59:15 CET
>>>>>[Highlander, Good of you to accept my invitation, I've got some good
imported Scotch just abeggin' ta be savored, lad! My family and my grandfather
moved to Chicago from Scotland before I was born, and me granddad, he brought
with 'im some good ol' spirits, well aged, so I be thinkin' ye would
appreciative o' some fine alcohol.]<<<<<
-Buzz- (The one the only...Human Bee in the Matrix)


>>>>>[Highlander, no need ta' be worryin' yerself over my little toys...
rest assured, I'll keep them well out of sight. I ken sympathize...but,
let's not be gettin' into that, right now. 'Tis a time fer celebration.
 Everybody involved in this whole FUK/Creeping Death/Highlander drek
...
ONE RIGHT FRAG-BANGIN', ABSO-FRAGGIN'-LUTELY TERMINAL BASH AT BUZZ'S
DOSS IN MONT LAKE!!!!!!!!! Jamesons and Guiness on me (let's remember
kiddies, be responsible when consuming alcohol...particularly when by
the good graces of your friendly neighborhood assassin. Just a thought.)
As a side note to our dear, impetuous Jaez...tread lightly, my dear.
One can n'er trust those FBI boys. Chicago Mafioso, on the other hand...
that's an entirely different story! I have been followin' yer transmissions
fer some time, now...and I see y' have a rare ap' reciation for the finer
things in life. Namely...a sweet (?) guy w' a n amazin' physique!
Child, look no further! I am your Elven knight in (albeit slightly
tarnished) armour. And , I have arrived, not a moment too soon, it
seems, to save y' from a grave error.
Should y' be even th' least bit curious, meet me at the Psych-Pirate,
2230 hrs., on th' morrow. I should b' fairly easy t' spot...I'll be
the 6'5" , 210 lb. (of solid, whip-corded muscle, might I be so bold t'
add) Elf, with th' rather impressive mane of amber hair, moustache and
gotee`, `, deep , emerald eyes,...an' a rather intriguing scar down the
right side of m' face. I'll be all in black, an' bearin' two dikoted
katana foci. Get there early enough, n' ya' might catch th' show...
bn', mayhaps, we could put on one of r' own...later.
Or, perhaps, y' could jus' meet m' at th' party, tonite. Wilin'
away the wee hours w' such a lady as yerself could prove t' be MUCH
more interestin' then gettin' steamed!
'Tis yer decision, dearest Jaez....I pray it twill be th' RIGHT
one.

Should I find that my efforts to dissuade Jaez from commitin' a
most heinous error in judgement have failed....Cerise, darlin', the
offer defaults t' you! Please, don't think I'm countin' ya' as
second place...hardly, by any means! I just feel it t' be m' "civic
duty" t' save th' poor kylie from herself. A most strenuous (?!?!)
undertakin', t' b' sure...but one I find m'self under obligation t'
accept.
Till later, then, terms!]<<<<<
-THE Nexus (No. 1, w/ an explosive round!)

>>>>>[The Nexus waxes poetic, frag that's scary...djkjdhgfjhds...I have but
one thing to say at this moment..........OUCH! And thanks for inviting
everyone to a PARTY AT MY PLACE that I DID NOT KNOW ABOUT......his
offer stands anyway....2100hrs tonight,<Thank Ya', Buzz! Oh, and don't
worry the ribs will heal up nicely, w' time.> I wish I hadn't taught
him how to use a terminal (with some deckin' on the side.). He's still
not very good....<BUZZ, DUCK!> Whew, that was close! Oh, and here's
your shuriken back...ulp. I'm the 5' 11", 160lb. Human with short, blond
hair and blue eyes; and an ever stylish rib brace...You'd think I'd stop
feeling that by now.]<<<<<
-Buzz- (The one the only...Human Bee in the Matrix)

>>>>>[Gentlemen(?) can we keep the violence to a minimum? I guess not.
Oh, well that's life with these guys...ya know?]<<<<<
-Shadow- (17:57:13/ 03:16:54)

>>>>>[Oh,...(sorry 'bout tha', Buzz...but, could y' suffer a bit more
quietly, PLEASE...I, thought so...) I'd like t' wish a most happy
birthday t' m' lil' bairne, Joseph Sean...truly sorry I canna ' spend
more time w' ya' then I did already...rest assured, lil' one, you'll
be in my thoughts, as always.]<<<<<
-THE Nexus (Remember...Corpses `R' Us!)

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