From:	Doctor Doom <JCH8169@*****.TAMU.EDU>
Subject:	Doctor Doom does Dance Requests...
Date:	Wed, 24 Mar 93 10:00:25 CET

>>>>>[ Well, good grief, Doom! You've gotten quite popular since I've been
gone! Pretty soon you'll need to start handin' out numbers! ]<<<<<
-- Hangtime <02:51:14/03-24-54>

>>>>>[ Restrain yourself, Hangtime.

To Sheena and Circuit Breaker: I am greatly honored by your requests; it
would be my distinct pleasure to dance with two so fine individuals such as
youselves.

I should point out for the benefit of some members of the list who have some
misconceptions: The festivities are not such that they mandate waltzing, or
any other particular dance style. In all actuality, this discussion (and the
subsequent requests) was initiated by my mentioning to Fraulein Jaez that I
would be disappointed in her, were I to discover that she permitted herself to
forget how to waltz, for two reasons: One, I had instructed her in its
movements at the Joseph Yoshida's celebration. And two, when we put my
theories into practice, I was struck by how natural it came to her. It is a
tragedy, I feel to allow for such talent to go to waste.

However, my conscious demands that I mention that I have been unable to fathom
the reason for this popularity, which started spontaneously and unexpectedly a
short time ago, along with a slew of requests for my presence; I find it quite
perplexing. ]<<<<<
-- Doctor Doom <02:52:13/03-24-54>

>>>>>[ Hey, now, Doom. Why complain? You've got all those girls anxious
as
all Hell to meet you...TAKE ADVANTAGE of the situation! ]<<<<<
-- Mr. Fantastic <02:52:27/03-24-54>

>>>>>[ Herr Fantastisch, cease and desist, unless you are inclined to spend
a
considerable duration--on the order of several months--reprogramming your MPCP
chips. ]<<<<<
-- Doctor Doom <02:52:42/03-24-54>