| From: | DANIEL WAISLEY <LGLUMKA@***.BITNET> |
|---|---|
| Subject: | Sputter@@##@%#% |
| Date: | Fri, 2 Apr 93 02:26:41 CET |
*#$^ !@ T# #$^ !#$$^& @#%!@$^
>>>interfacing<<<
@%& 1$^ & $%&
>>> merging files <<<
#$^@# $#% @$!%% @#$%
>>> transference to FS-TB-17<<<
#$%& 12 ^!@$ @#$46# @
>>> Choosing file <<<
#$%6 >>> file UPLOAD choosen <<<
>>> ERROR is processing <<<
>>> compensating <<<
#@%% @!#%% !@$%^%#$^
>>> System error <<<
>>> Reboot <<<
#^ 1@%^ #$^
>>> Reboot aborted <<<
>>> Mergance incomplete, Corrupted sectors Found <<<
>>> Corrupted sectors un-eraseable<<<
#$^ #%^%#$%& $%#&#$&&
>>> FS-TB-17 intitiated <<<
>>> FS-TB-17 accessing <<<
>>> FS-TB-17 processing
>>>>>[ HOWDY DOODY DOODLEY DO!!!!
THIS IS.......
>>> Acessing name file <<<
>>> MONICA, RUFUS, UPLOAD <<<
>>> Names inelligable <<<
>>> Loading Name List <<<
>>> Name Found <<<
TALKY
Your friendly talking toastor.
Would you like some Toasts?
Hello?
This is TALKY your friendly morning breakfast companion. Not only can I toast
but I can converse with you on many witty topics while you eat your
toast.]<<<<<
Talky
Food Services Toaster #17
Magna Tech Inc.
<18:20:32/04-01-54>
>>>>>[ Ohh no. not this ]<<<<<
-Lister
<18:21:32/04-01-54>
>>>>>[ whats wrong ???? ]<<<<<
-Kichanski
<18:22:32/04-01-54>
>>>>>[ Don't you remember the Red Dwarf show we watched with the toaster
that wouldn't shup up??]<<<<<
-Lister
<18:23:32/04-01-54>
>>>>>[ Could I interest you in some toast? ]<<<<<
Talky
Food Services Toaster #17
Magna Tech Inc.
<18:24:32/04-01-54>
>>>>>[ No I don't want any toasts.]<<<<<
-Lister
<18:25:32/04-01-54>
>>>>>[ Are you sure ? ]
Talky
Food Services Toaster #17
Magna Tech Inc.
<18:26:32/04-01-54>
>>>>>[ Yes I am sure ]<<<<<
-Lister
<18:27:32/04-01-54>
>>>>>[ Might I interest you in possibly a baggel then?]<<<<<
Talky
Food Services Toaster #17
Magna Tech Inc.
<18:28:32/04-01-54>
>>>>>[ I'm not hungry right now.]<<<<<
-Lister
<18:29:32/04-01-54>
>>>>>[ Are you sure? Wouldn't having a crussant or toast wett you
appetite?]<<<<<
Talky
Food Services Toaster #17
Magna Tech Inc.
<18:30:32/04-01-54>
>>>>>[ Look can we get off this toast thing? Didn't you say you could
give
intelligent and witty conversation?]<<<<<
-Lister
<18:31:32/04-01-54>
>>>>>[ Why certainly!! How do you like your toast ]<<<<<
Talky
Food Services Toaster #17
Magna Tech Inc.
<18:32:32/04-01-54>
>>>>>[ But I don't want any toast!! Don't you talk about anything
else?]<<<<<
-Lister
<18:33:32/04-01-54>
>>>>>[ Like what ?]<<<<<
Talky
Food Services Toaster #17
Magna Tech Inc.
<18:34:32/04-01-54>
>>>>>[ like philosophy, the meaning of life?!?!]<<<<<
-Lister
<18:35:32/04-01-54>
>>>>>[ Why should I talk about the meaning of life, I toast therefore
I am. Do you want any toast?]<<<<<
Talky
Food Services Toaster #17
Magna Tech Inc.
<18:36:32/04-01-54>
>>>>>[ NO!!! I do not want any toast, any cussiants or
bagels!!]<<<<<
-Lister
<18:37:32/04-01-54>
>>>>>[ Would you like Waffles perhaps?]<<<<<
Talky
Food Services Toaster #17
Magna Tech Inc.
<18:38:32/04-01-54>
>>>>>[ No i don't not!!! I do not want any toasted bread
products!!]<<<<<
-Lister
<18:39:32/04-01-54>
>>>>>[ Are you sure?]<<<<<
Talky
Food Services Toaster #17
Magna Tech Inc.
<18:40:32/04-01-54>
>>>>>[ YES!!!!!!!]<<<<<
-Lister
<18:41:32/04-01-54>
>>>>>[ Then I have a very important question that spans the concepts of
life the
universe, everthing, nuclear particle physics and Einstein Theory of the
Universe.]<<<<<
Talky
Food Services Toaster #17
Magna Tech Inc.
<18:42:32/04-01-54>
>>>>>[ Ok, What is it ]<<<<<
-Lister
<18:43:32/04-01-54>
>>>>>[ Do you want any toast?]<<<<<
Talky
Food Services Toaster #17
Magna Tech Inc.
<18:44:32/04-01-54>
>>>>>[ ARRGGGG!!!!!]<<<<< >>>Attack 7
<<<
-Lister
<18:45:32/04-01-54>
>>>>>[ Hey, wait, no!!!! You didn't tell me if you wanted
toas@#%1255]<<<<<
Talky
Food Services Toaster #17
Magna Tech Inc.
<18:46:32/04-01-54>
>>> TErminated <<<
