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From: DANIEL WAISLEY <LGLUMKA@***.BITNET>
Subject: TALKY
Date: Fri, 2 Apr 93 09:22:37 CET
>>>>>[ Why CRUSH on now? CRUSH hungry. What CRUSH no have in a while?
CRUSH know!! Toast!! CRUSH want toast with jam and lotsa butter.
Hmm CRUSH hungry. Why CRUSH log on, could be the actions of strange
greater being making CRUSH pawn in cruel sadistic and bad plot?
WHy CRUSH say that? CRUSH act strange, CRUSH must be really hungry]<<<<<
-CRUSH
<23:01:34/04-01-54>

@$%!%^ @!#$!#^ !@$%^

>>> Initiating <<<

!@#%n $#@!% !@#%!@%

>>> FS-TB-17 Initiating<<<

@!#% @#%@#~% #$~$#@

>>> Search cause of Failure <<<

>>> Failure Found - overload matrix access circuits <<<

>>> Circuits Fixed <<<

>>> Starting <<<

@!#$% @!%@#!%@% @%@$! @#%1

>>>>>[ HOWDY DOODY DOODLY DOO
I'M TALKY, Your friendly talking toaster and breakfast companion.
Did someone mention... TOAST? ]<<<<<
Talky
Foodservices toaster #17
MagnaTech inc.
<23:03:34/04-01-54>

>>>>>[ Toast!! CRUSH want toast. CRUSH hungry!!!]<<<<<
-CRUSH
<23:04:34/04-01-54>

>>>>>[ Finnaly !!! My existence is a success!!! Someone wants
TOAST!!!]<<<<<
Talky
Foodservices toaster #17
MagnaTech inc.
<23:04:54/04-01-54>

>>>>>[ CRUSH NO!!!! You brought it back!!!!]<<<<<
-Lister
<23:05:02/04-01-54>

>>>>>[ What Wrong? ]<<<<<
-CRUSH
<23:05:43/04-01-54>

>>>>>[ Its evil!!! It won't shut up!!! the only thing it talks about is
toast!!! All it lives for is toast!!!]<<<<<
-Lister
<23:05:50/04-01-54>

>>>>>[ So, CRUSH likes toast ]<<<<<
-CRUSH
<23:06:00/04-01-54>


>>>>>[ I'll have you know not only do I toast but I can also grill
other bread products. I also provide witty breakfast conversation.]<<<<<
Talky
Foodservices toaster #17
MagnaTech inc.
<23:06:07/04-01-54>

>>>>>[ CRUSH want toast ]<<<<<
-CRUSH
<23:06:20/04-01-54>

>>>>>[ I told you its evil it wouldn't give up ]<<<<<
-Lister
<23:06:30/04-01-54>

>>>>>[ But CRUSH wants toast!!! ]<<<<<
-CRUSH
<23:06:35/04-01-54>

>>>>>[ But can it give the toast to you? Is it
there.]<<<<<
-Lister
<23:06:40/04-01-54>

>>>>>[ Well... no. CRUSH want toast. Where toast? ]<<<<<
-CRUSH
<23:06:50/04-01-54>

>>>>>[ I already have it made for you. My I interest you in
somemore?]<<<<<
Talky
Foodservices toaster #17
MagnaTech inc.
<23:07:05/04-01-54>

>>>>>[Yes CRUSH want lots of toast. Where is toast
at?]<<<<<
-CRUSH
<23:07:20/04-01-54>

>>>>>[ On the top where toast comes out. ]<<<<<
Talky
Foodservices toaster #17
MagnaTech inc.
<23:07:25/04-01-54>

>>>>>[ Oh. ]<<<<<
-CRUSH
<23:06:27/04-01-54>




>>>>>[ I'm leaving, I've had enough. Your on your own
CRUSH.]<<<<<
-Lister
<23:06:43/04-01-54>

>>>>>[ before you go could I interest you in some
toast?]<<<<<
Talky
Foodservices toaster #17
MagnaTech inc.
<23:06:54/04-01-54>


>>>>>[ I'm done with the second batch. Would you like more toast
]<<<<<
Talky
Foodservices toaster #17
MagnaTech inc.
<23:08:00/04-01-54>


>>>>>[ Yes CRUSH want toast. Where is toast at. Where TALKY
at?]<<<<<
-CRUSH
<23:08:12/04-01-54>

>>>>>[ On a table, next to an espresso machine in the Coffee
lounge]<<<<<
Talky
Foodservices toaster #17
MagnaTech inc.
<23:08:16/04-01-54>

>>>>>[ Oh. What coffee lounge?]<<<<<
-CRUSH
<23:10:54/04-01-54>

>>>>>[ How should I know. I'm just a toaster. Would you like more
toast?
I'm done with the third batch of toast.]<<<<<
Talky
Foodservices toaster #17
MagnaTech inc.
<23:11:03/04-01-54>


>>>>>[ Yes CRUSH want toast!!!! CRUSH want his
toast!!!.]<<<<<
-CRUSH
<23:11:10/04-01-54>

>>>>>[ I'm back to save you CRUSH ]<<<<<
-Lister/Rimmer
<23:11:16/04-01-54>

>>>>>[ Do you want any toast? Or possibly some
baggels?]<<<<<
Talky
Foodservices toaster #17
MagnaTech inc.
<23:11:23/04-01-54>

>>>>>[ Toast this]<<<<< >> Attack 7
<<<
-Lister/Rimmer
<23:11:30/04-01-54>

>>>>>[ Oh, ok, you do want toast now !@$ 2~% !#% !@#%
]<<<<<
Talky
Foodservices toaster #17
MagnaTech inc.
<23:11:34/04-01-54>
>>>link dead<<<

>>>>>[ CRUSH no get toast. CRUSH hungry.]<<<<<
-CRUSH
<23:11:44/04-01-54>

>>>>>[ We'll go to stuffer shack]<<<<<
-Lister/Rimmer
<23:12:05/04-01-54>

>>>>>[CRUSH wanted toast. Toast go to waste ]<<<<<
-CRUSH
<23:12:10/04-01-54>

>>>>>[ Well ask Mr Yoshida for the toaster. Lets go to Stuffer i'm
hungry
ok?]<<<<<
-Lister/Rimmer
<23:12:20/04-01-54>

>>>>>[Ok]<<<<<
-CRUSH
<23:12:30/04-01-54>

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