| From: | ROBERSON@***.EDU |
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| Subject: | Pepsi Products |
| Date: | Tue, 6 Apr 93 02:38:29 CET |
produced
by a multinational corporation identified only as Pepsico, whichi also owned
such delicatessans as KFC, Pizza Hut, and other food services. With major
headquarters in Texas and Oklahoma, this mysterious company appears to have
been engaged in a prolonged battle for global domination with another megacorps
identified tentatively as Coca-Cola, Inc. CCI is known to have more widespread
popularity, though Pepsico ads were considered by far superior to its
competitor's. Upon Pepsico's introduction of the revolutionary Dr. Pepper,
CCI came out with an inferior version of that beverage, developed under
Project Pibb. The resulting refreshment was labeled "Mr. Pibb" until in
2003 the Marxist-Leninist Women's League detonated a wallet-sized nuclear
weapon (or possibly C-6: forensics tests were unclear on this one) and demanded
that the drink be changed to MR/S Pibb. THis terrorist act is commonly regarded
as the beginning of the end of CCI, a corporation which now caters only to the
fringe, criminal element of society. I only bring this up because Pepsico is
still a major player in the world and may object to you calling it the Dr.
Pepper company when, in fact, Dr Pepper was and is only one of a variety of
refreshing beverages provided. Thank, and have a Latte' Today.]<<<<<
--Cooper<17:37:21/4-5-54>
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