From:	Sirius.Cybernetic.Corporation%tuda@*********.AC.UK
Subject:	None
Date:	Tue, 13 Apr 1993 17:41:08 +0100

>>>>>[ Wel sorry to you guys and gals out there who may have got this info
more than once, but we're having problems maintaining the sub etha link
through the wormhole. Hope this works this time. ]<<<<<
-SCC Techs (Building the wall now)

>>>>>[ Due to Mr Yoshida's recent disapperance, we at the Sirius Cybernetic
Corporation are pleased to announce that we can supply you, yes you, CRUSH.
The latest in our line of genuine people personalities, or GPP for short,
cooking appliances.
Brought to you through a worm hole in the space time continum, our
toasters are guarnteed to satisfy even the largest appetites. Insert a food
module and our toaster can make anything from toast to waffles to toast to
waffles and to yet more toast. In fact if you love toast and waffles, you'll
just love the new SCC-GPP-Super-deleuxe-toaster-Mk2.
Insert your credstick now and key in your access code to become the
proud new owner of the SCC-GPP-Super-Deleuxe-Toaster-Mk2 or ring LTG SCS-
222-1234 and one of our agents will come to visit you and show you how, YOU
can improve your life by purchasing Sirius Cybernetic - GPP products.
Don't delay buy now. This is a limited offer due to unpredictable
eddys in the space time continum. ]<<<<<
-SCC (Don't delay/buy now !)