From: | Jeremy Roberson <ROBERSON@***.EDU> |
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Subject: | Donuts |
Date: | Wed, 14 Apr 1993 15:14:11 -0700 |
and confiscated all of their experimental Mocha Donuts. We captured 19
of their top researchers and impounded 20,000 kilos of Mocha Material. I can
"divert" 5,000; the amount discovered greatly surpassed our expectations.
I'll send 2500 to our boys on Omega and the other 2500 to CRUSH; I think it's
an even split, appetite-wise. Consider it my wedding present {encrypt*Gary
Powers v 7.0}--Spirit, do you think CRUSH will understand exactly what it's
for? It improves your strength, agility, and everything else. . .*} Anyway,
that's all for now!
BTW, an unidentified spirit or elemental went free after the only mage on the
opposition's side was killed by a falling bag of high-density flour. We believe
it has the ability to manipulate yeast and wheat-we're tentatively dubbing it
a dough elemental. No doubt enslaved by the forces of Hostess, this poor
pillsbury will wander the material plane. Hopefully it won't vent any
frustrations on unsuspecting passers-by.]<<<<<
--Cooper<15:15:15/4-14-54>