From:	I B A <P.C.Steele@***.AC.UK>
Subject:	LAGER !!
Date:	Fri, 23 Apr 1993 16:56:25 BST

>>>>>[ Lister I've hired the chef from the Eastern Taste Tandoori,
he makes the best vindaloo's I've ever tried. I've also got 5 slabs of lager
(a special German Pilsner I get imported) so that should be about 100 cans.
I've give you the name of the guy I buy the stuff off, though the price has
gone up I'm afraid with Germany getting embroiled in this Omega thing. I just
hope CRUSH doesn't like lager, but other wise there should be plenty to go
round. Anyway I've organised all this from LA so that it is delivered to
<encrypt- next door to bachelors party>. You will have to meet the delivery as
I may not be back in time. It's all paid for so if you don't see me, enjoy.

Lister sees big Vindaloo monster coming towards him.
'Help ! How do you kill a vindaloo ?'
The autocannon has proved useless.
The beast advances and steps on a can of lager (or something like that).
'Of smeggin course, LAGER !!'
As the beast slowly starts to disintegrate. ]<<<<<
-I.B.A. (**:**:**/**.**.**)

>>>>>[ The stuff is putrid believe me. If a beer isn't brown and doesn't
have at least a 2.5 cm head then it just isn't a beer. The vindaloo is ok
but I prefer a Kashmiri myself. ]<<<<<
-The Powerhouse (20:52:58/23.4.54)