From:	stefan hahn <HAHN@***.EDU>
Subject:	Welcome/home
Date:	Sun, 25 Apr 1993 21:37:11 -0700

>>>>>[ Hey, 'StalkerMon! great to see you're back among the living.
Sorry nobody metchyu at the airport, mon. Just a minute--I'll be right over.
]<<<<<
--Ralph (20:58:31/04-25-54)

>>>>>[ Praise Coyote, that slob is out of my house and off to mooch off
somebody else. Sorry, Nightstalker old chum, but better you than me, eh?
]<<<<<
--Blindside (21:01:02/04-25-54)

>>>>>[ Confirmation of foul play involved in the disappearance of Morbid
Curiosity. Listen to this:

INCLUDE: Entertainment Today, 04-24-54

TESS JOHNSON: ...and in other news, we spoke to Sony/Columbia Mega-producer
Mikhail Yurevich about his latest project:

MIKHAIL: The Seattle Citizens for a Free Omega Benefit Concert has been
dubbed "the Musical/Historical event of the year" by Time E-magazine, and
Sony/Columbia has recently acquired the rights to that concert from CFO.
We've also signed many of the acts that were present for that benefit,
including a nationwide tour for Seattle Grunge Revival band Trenchcoat
Jesus.

REPORTER: Continuing a long tradition of bands with 'Jesus' in their names,
I guess.

MIKHAIL: (chuckles) Correct.

Unfortunately, We've hit a snag with Morbid Curiosity.

REPORTER: The band that was playing during the Tirandor Square Massacre?
(Clip of rally in Tirandor Square, Morbid Curiosity on large screen and
loud speakers.) I'm sure that scene is stamped on everybody's minds these
days.

MIKHAIL: Yes, and you can imagine what it would mean to get them signed
these days, as you say. Now listen to this: (Remarkably similar sound on
Song-O-Mat) This appeared two days ago across the continent, and our
analysts and recording engineers can find very little difference between
This and Morbid Curiosity's unique 'sound.' Now I'm not making any
accusations, but I think it's a little too convenient that the band members
disappeared without a trace last week, just before this hit the market...
]<<<<<
--Moonwalker (WannaBe/Startin'Something)

>>>>>[ Sorry I haven't been around lately, but let me thank you, Sheena,
once again, for the time we spent together. Your dancing is wonderful, as
is your voice. You don't know what it means to be able to look someone in
the eye while spinning them around the dance floor... ]<<<<<
--Moonwalker (P.Y.T.)

>>>>>[ There, you see! I told you our vertically-impaired, er, challenged
friend was in full swoon. Please, Michael old bean, you of all people
should know that size isn't what matters, no matter what these Americans
say. ]<<<<<
--Blindside (21:34:02/04-25-54)