From:	"Dark Thought Publications." <JEK5313@*****.TAMU.EDU>
Subject:	To uplink. Re: Life in miscellany. . .
Date:	Mon, 26 Apr 1993 18:24:13 -0500

>>>>>[uplink: Actually, boyo, that's not quite the story, but since I
haven't
heard from you before, I don't expect that you would know the story. Doomie
got his name the old fashioned way: his family stole it and gave it to him.
He is Herr Doktor Doom because of the three degrees he received at the doctoral
level. So, when you use the name Doktor Doom, spell it right, and use it with
the respect it deserves.

As for the vampires on the net; I agree- they are just a wee bit vocal for
their safety. I know some people who still believe that the heart of a
vampire, when dried and ground into drink, enables truly superhuman potency,
not to mention the other organs that have great traffic to the left of the
market. But I think you're treating Morrisson all wrong. He's not a vampire,
just some bizarre pseudo-vampiric cultist with delusions of grandeur.

I can get you a deal on that laser, if you want, but modern technology (not
discounting magic) has better solutions: UV lasers do great things to vampires
and humans alike. I have a group of customers who keep buying everything I can
pick up in that area. Morrisson, does the name "Clement" mean anything to
you?]<<<<<
-Blinder <18:06:06 CST/04-26-54>

>>>>>[Backstabbing Infidel!!!!!! How dare you reveal to the Demons of
Darkness the faces of those who pursue Them!! We will see Their corpses fall
to the dust before us, and we will dwell in the House of the Lord forever.
Amen!! We shall pursue them until they are no more, until all men are truly
free of the Devil's Curse, wrought in darkness upon the land. Imperium Deium
Aeternum!]<<<<<
-P. Clement <16:06:30 EST/04-26-54>

>>>>>[I didn't. If he had any doubts, though, I think you have just
managed to
dispell them rather effectively. Hope you have a hidey-hole, 'cause I don't
think that the Death Raiders are going to be really pleased with you
now.]<<<<<
-Blinder <18:06:45 CST/04-26-54>

>>>>>[Well, in that case, do you think those lasers and the UV lights will
be
in by next Tuesday?]<<<<<
-P. Clement <16:06:48 EST/04-26-54>

>>>>>[Hmmmm. . . I don't know. . . It seems to me that they promised
Friday,
but I think I might be able to twist a few arms. It'll cost you,
though.]<<<<<
-Blinder <18:06:52 CST/04-26-54>

>>>>>[ *sigh* It always does. I don't suppose you have a religious
discount?]<<<<<
-P. Clement <16:06:54 EST/04-26-54>

>>>>>[You're assuming that I screen my customers, Clement. Besides, with
all
the nutcase cultists like Morrisson on the streets, who's to say what is a
religion anyway? Regardless, I have no religion.]<<<<<
-Blinder <18:07:10 CST/04-26-54>