From:	uplink 2099 <uplink@****.UNOMAHA.EDU>
Subject:	the bachelor party
Date:	Tue, 27 Apr 1993 23:47:49 CDT

>>>>>[ Waaaaaaaalll, thank you there Lister, I'm just happy to be of some
service. Tell ya what boys and girls, I've got the hall, the tunes'll
be provided by a local rocker group (anyone heard of Steel Pigeon Returns?),
and I'm all set for catering; a buddy of mine down at the Big Rhino's coming
so all you Orks and Trolls can get yer faves too. Sorry I don't have elf
cuisine but I'm workin' on it. Just send me a list of all who's comin'
and I'll get ya down.]<<<<<
-- Steel Stringer <Lonesome/Prairie>

>>>>>[ Would that buddy of yers be Allan? ]<<<<<
-- Neil <23:13:45/04-27-54>

>>>>>[Reckon so, pard.]<<<<<
-- Steel Stringer <Under those/Western Skies>

>>>>>[ BET! I'll bring the chips, Stringer! ]<<<<<
-- Neil <23:15:21/04-27-54>

>>>>>[ Just don't bring the heavy weapons, Neil.]<<<<<
-- Zee <23:16:24/04-27-54>

>>>>>[Hey, Stringer, what about me and my appetites?]<<<<<
-- Dirty Angel <still/trying>

>>>>>[ That reminds me. If any women (BESIDES the Bride) want to come
along,
you're welcome, but make sure you ain't bashful and be ready for a wild
evenin'.]<<<<<
-- Steel Stringer <You'll get it/some day>

>>>>>[I'm always ready, willing and able, darlin'.]<<<<<
-- Dirty Angel <what is/wrong>

>>>>>[As most of the male adolescent population of Seattle can attest
to.]<<<<<
-- Zero <23:21:14/04-27-54>

>>>>>[Yeah, Angel does go for 'em young, doesn't she?]<<<<<
-- Coyote Bob <23:24:17/04-27-54>

>>>>>[She goes for 'em if they're young, if they're old, if they're still
breathing an some days she ain't that particular.]<<<<<
-- Zero <Don't tell Zee/I was Here>

>>>>>[Sounds like she'll be loads of fun. Everyone make sure to get your
shots.]<<<<<
-- Steel Stringer <Don't Worry/I won't>

>>>>>[HEY! I'm clean!]<<<<<
-- Dirty Angel <frackfrackfrack/frackfrackfrack>

>>>>>[Whatever you say, hon.]<<<<<
-- Zero <23:27:18/04-27-54>