| From: | "Jason Carter, Nightstalker" <CARTER@***.EDU> |
|---|---|
| Subject: | PARTY!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
| Date: | Fri, 30 Apr 1993 12:19:31 -0700 |
party! Highlander and 'Stalker tried to pull a fast one on us, but they got it
in the end. ]<<<<<
-- Jaez <12:19:50/04-30-54>
>>>>>[ Your getting ahead of yourself, Jaez. Let's start this at the
beginning.
Everybody showed up really close to 6:00 PM just like we were asked to. We sat
down to have tea and pasties and talked til about 6:30 when the chef, yes a
real live chef, announced that dinner was ready. ]<<<<<
-- Cerise <12:20:20/04-30-54>
>>>>>[ We were all real' impressed with dinner. Nightstalker hired a chef
and
purchased real T-Bone stakes and vegies. It tasted GREAT and there was plenty
for everyone. Crush would have really enjoyed it, but Nightstalker would have
had ta purchase twice what he did. ]<<<<<
-- Circuit Breaker < Who was the Chef? >
>>>>>[ And after dinner, the chef served this truly rapturous dessert. I
can't
remember what it was called but I want to have it again and again and...
]<<<<<
-- Sheena <12:21:25/04-30-54>
>>>>>[ Careful, Sheena. You'll ruin your figure right before you go on
tour.
But it was really good and after sitting around for about 40 minutes afterwards,
we decided to get on to the main event.
I pulled out the bug sweeper I cobbled together and scanned the walkway and
stage Highlander and Nightstalker had put together. It checked clean so I went
back to join the rest of the gals and get ready. ]<<<<<
-- Kichanski <12:23:03/04-30-54>
>>>>>[ This is when the real fun began. I was sitting in a chair with a
beer in
my hand waiting for the show to start, but Nightstalker and Highlander were
practially bouncing off the walls. First Highlander takes this small box out of
his pocket and pushes a button. Then he and Nightstalker jump up and high five.
They hit the ground and look back towards the room where the ladies are, kinda
fearfully and then they look at me. I asked them what that was about and after
swearing me to secrecy they told me that Kichanski's bug detector missed all the
camera bugs they had placed around the room. With a little bit of luck they
would have the proper footage to make a Trideo recording of the review. I
congradulated them on this devious revenge on Jaez and waited for the show.
The show started with Jaez followed by Circuit Breaker, Sheena, Cerise and my
personally favorate Kichanski. I must say these five ladies are as sexy as can
be. A second round was starting when a knock came at the door. Nightstalker
told me to get it, and since Kichanski had just went into the back, I did. And
of all the people to show up at this time, Raven (the Mage) was the person who
was standing at the door. ]<<<<<
-- Lister <12:26:13/04-30-54>
>>>>>[ I don't feel too well. Somebody else tell them what happened.
]<<<<<
-- Raven the Mage <12:26:53/04-30-54>
>>>>>[ Raven, ya poor girl, Ah'll do it since Ah was on stage at the
moment.
Ya see we knew something was up, so we told Raven ta show up at 8:30 ta see if
she could shake the tree up a bit. She walked in followed by a hapless Lister
and walked over to Nightstalker. He jumped out of his chair when he saw her and
meet her about halfway.
"Raven! What are you doing here?"
SLAP! "That's for lying to me about going to Omega Island and (second slap)
that is for throwing this degenerate party."
"I told you I was sorry."
"Well, now I forgive you." Raven looked around and said, "Interesting
decorations you put up since you got back from Omega. Why did you hang them so
strangely?" ]<<<<<
-- Circuit Breaker < Lister's got an ok butt >
>>>>>[ Well, at this point all of us were in the room, with robes on, and
we
looked a little closer at the decorations. Jaez and myself noticed the same
thing. The Omega Island decorations were in perfect positions to make a Trideo
production. We pulled one down and found a bug on the inside. ]<<<<<
-- Sheena <12:29:09/04-30-54>
>>>>>[ The entire time the ladies were looking for the bug I was standing
next
to Highlander saying, "Whatever you do, don't panic." Well, the ladies turned
around and they looked pretty mad. I was cool, but that moron Highlander spun
around and dashed to the balcony door.
As he opened it he pulled his grapple-gun out of his trenchcoat. As he stepped
onto the balcony he fired the gun at the building across the way. He was
preparing to punch the retract button when Cerise, Sheena, Jaez and Kichanski
grabbed him, pulled his squirming form back into the room and tossed him on the
sofa where I was sitting with my head in my hands. Raven and Circuit Breaker
were standing over me saying, "You should be ashamed of yourself!" and "Ya
gave
yah word that ya would be a complete gentleman!" ]<<<<<
-- Nightstalker <12:31:38/04-30-54>
>>>>>[ Ya did give your word and those lame excuses Highlander and yourself
came
up with were truly disappointing. "It was all in fun." "We were just
getting
even with Jaez for insulting our honor." "You have my word as a decker that I
wasn't going to show them to anybody." If Ah wasn't so sure the punishment will
keep ya from trying something like this again, Ah wouldn't trust either of ya
ever again. ]<<<<<
-- Circuit Breaker < Highlander's could use some shaping >
>>>>>[ And ohhh what a punishment it was! After brow beating them for ten
minutes we decided they must be punished. We discarded several options as
either too light or too cruel, and then I suggested we dress them up in the
lingerie. You should have seen the reaction on their faces. They both bolted
up straight in their chairs and looked like they had seen a ghost. Cyberbrains
says, "You wouldn't dare!" We smiled. Nightstalker screams, "Run for it!
Every man for himself!" ]<<<<<
-- Cerise <12:33:33/04-30-54>
>>>>>[ And run for it they did! But they were out numbered. Circuit
Breaker,
Sheena and myself grabbed Nightstalker while Cerise, Kichanski and LISTER
grabbed Highlander! Raven sat back and snickered uncontrollable as we dragged
the two helpless men into the back and dressed them up. Lister yelled, "Why
don't you take pictures?" After a little bit of looking Cerise produced one out
of Highlander's trench and we forced them to parade around. ]<<<<<
-- Jaez <12:34:18/04-30-54>
>>>>>[ You lassies are cruel. You screamed and whistled and clawed at us
as if
you were in some cheap, male strip joint. I've never been so embarrassed in my
life. ]<<<<<
-- Highlander <12:35:02/04-30-54>
>>>>>[ Your right about that one. For all of you who saw how red
Cyberbrains
face was when they sang "Loving Feeling" to him at the Engagement party, imagine
his entire body that color! Nightstalker took it much better than you did,
chummer. But Lister was having entirely too much fun, so I told Kichanski that
we should do it to him too. ]<<<<<
-- Cerise <12:36:36/04-30-54>
>>>>>[ And that was a great idea, Cerise. We grabbed him and stuffed him
into
a really nice suit. It was too funny. He was begging me to stop.
"Hey wait! I wasn't in on it! You don't really want to do this Kit! I helped
you with them!! Come on love, no!!! HEY! PUT THAT CAMERA AWAY!!!!"
I must say Lister, you looked really good with your beer gut in a garter belt
and your hairy legs in fishnet stockings. I'll have to have you dress up like
that again. ]<<<<<
-- Kichanski <12:39:06/04-30-54>
>>>>>[ But that wasn't enough for Cerise! She stood up and said, "I
sense
something wrong in this apartment. It's here. It's near. It's her!" She spun
around and pointed her finger at Raven who had been standing back laughing the
entire time!!! "She's the only one in the apartment who has clothes on!"
]<<<<<
-- Jaez <12:41:24/04-30-54>
>>>>>[ I have to tell you, I've never seen Raven run so fast. She shreiked
at
Cerise's comment and headed for the door like a bat out of hell. But it was to
no avail. The ladies caught her at the door and carried her kicking and
screaming, even more than Highlander did, into the back. They slammed the door
and Highlander, Lister, and my face and proceeded to get Raven dressed up or
maybe I should say dressed down. ]<<<<<
-- Nightstalker <12:42:47/04-30-54>
>>>>>[ Raven, you should be ashamed of yourself. I can't believe you keep
a
body like that hidden under the clothes you wear. When we dragged the poor
protesting girl out of the room with a robe covering her modesty she was begging
Jaez to not make her do this.
"Jaez!!! Your my best friend! Don't make me do this!"
And Jaez says, "I know, Raven, but its time you loosened up a little more. Take
off the robe and turn around. It's for your own good."
And believe it or not, she did! Nobody was laughing at his point either. My
God! She has a great body! The guys were stunned into silence. Jaez seemed
extremely pround of herself, and the rest of us were green with envy.
]<<<<<
-- Cerise <12:44:44/04-30-54>
>>>>>[ Thanks for telling everyone in the net, Cerise. I have enough
problems
avoiding dates with leachous dweebs. Owe! I'm feeling really bad. Does
anyone know why my head hurts so much? ]<<<<<
-- Raven the Mage <12:45:21/04-30-54>
>>>>>[ It's called a hangover, Raven. In case you don't remember after we
got
our clothes back on we all hung around until about 4 in the morning getting ripp
roaring drunk. Luckily I always carry a case of bews, and a box of various
other drinks in the trunk when I go to a party. It saves you a beer run.
]<<<<<
-- Lister <12:46:59/04-30-54>
>>>>>[ Yeah, Raven. The way you were hanging on Nightstalker's arm after 1
AM,
I don't think you'll be needing to make up excuses to turn people down with.
It was like you were an extra appendage. ]<<<<<
-- Cerise <12:47:47/04-30-54>
>>>>>[ Your lying! Jaez, tell me she's lying. ]<<<<<
-- Raven the Mage <12:48:00/04-30-54>
>>>>>[ Can't do it. She's telling the truth!!!!! ]<<<<<
-- Jaez <12:48:27/04-30-54>
>>>>>[ Raven's got a boyfriend! Raven's got a boyfriend!
]<<<<<
-- Lingerie Party Group Chant <12:49:12/04-30-54>
>>>>>[ Hey! Lets download the pictures of the guys to the net!
]<<<<<
-- Kichanski <12:50:22/04-30-54>
>>>>>[ Great idea, Kichanski. We're beginning to think alike.
]<<<<<
-- Cerise <12:50:50/04-30-54>
>>>>>[ One minute while Ah digitize 'em. ]<<<<<
-- Circuit Breaker < but Nightstalker has a real nice one >
>>>>>[ I wouldn't do that, lassies. It seems that you missed my eye-cam
when
you were getting the copies of the Lingerie Review. We will be glad to trade
the photos for the tape I made. ]<<<<<
-- Highlander <12:52:25/04-30-54>
>>>>>[ Alright!!! When do we do it!?! ]<<<<<
-- Six Angry Women < Men are Slime! >
>>>>>[ Tonight at Basils. You have our words as gentlemen that it is the
only
copy in existance. ]<<<<<
-- Three Embarassed Men < Thank you, CB >
>>>>>[ And you have our words as proper women that if it isn't your all
going
to die a hideous and painful death. Oh, ours will be the only copy also.
]<<<<<
-- Six Angery Women < We are not kidding!!!!!!!!! >
