From:	Jim Tyler <pherble@*****.COM>
Subject:	Newsfeed
Date:	Thu, 5 Aug 1993 21:21:15 MDT

>>>>>[Dear Brothers and Sisters of our Universal Humanity. While it is
truly a sad occurence that a group of misguided vandals should raze our
Puyallup Chapterhouse for some imagined slight. Still, we forgive these
blinded elves, and welcome them as well as all others into our arms.
Join us, and we shall show you how to unleash your inner abilities, and
to reach your highest potential. All races, all professions, no one is
turned away. Join us, and find Universal Love.]<<<<<
-- Jeremy Davidson, Seattle Chapter President, Universal Brotherhood
<20:45.32/08.05.54>


>>>>>[Bunny Toulouse here with Seattle Newslink. As of last night, the
governor still had no comments or leads as to the attack on the Puyallup
Chapterhouse of the Universal Brotherhood. As she said "We will spare no
expense to find the perpetrators of this despicable crime. The thought
that criminals would vandalize a group of such generous and humane people
is appalling."

Currently, Lone Star has no leads other than loose ties to the go-gang
known as the Ancients. And now, back to our SeaHawks game.]<<<<<
--Roving Reporter <21:00.25/08.05.54>


>>>>>[Hey guys! Did you get a load of that Drek? Like the UB is some nice
girl scout troop....Oh, hey shut up, the telecom is connecting...

Fenris, I'll meet you at the party, will be good to meet some new blood.
I've had to deal with those stuffy Brits for the last 3 years. Anyway,
hope they have some good single malt, Glenmoirangie or Glenlivet. And
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HEY!!! WHAT THE FRAG IS THAT BUZZING?? JEEZ WHAT THE HELL IS THAT???
OH DREK!!!! CONTACT!!!!!
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--Journey <21:08.45/08.05.54>
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>>>>>[...those fraggin, dragon loving, frog sucking, bulldrek
wizbugs....those mirrorshades cost me 5,000 =Y=. Those FRAGGING BUGS ARE
GONNA PAY!!!! Oh, hey, this telecom is working, Sabre.

Fenris, where was I? Oh yeah, see you at the party. Be there soon.
Later Chummer.]<<<<<
--Journey <21:16.50/08.05.54>

>>>>>[Fortunato, I think we should lay low for awhile. We just got hit by
some bugs. That shaman chummer of yours, he handle himself o.k. for a
wizboy. But we got two more brothers to bury. We're running out of
Ancients bro.]<<<<<
--Sabre <21:20.15/08.05.54>