From:	The Powerhouse <P.C.Steele@***.AC.UK>
Subject:	IBA's lesson
Date:	Fri, 6 Aug 1993 18:12:48 BST

>>>>>[ Well I got round to Speed's place not sometime this afternoon and
found
Punisher waiting for me with a huge smile on his face. It seems that IBA had
come round while I was traveling and was slightly enraged at what Punisher
said we were going to do to him. Especially when Punisher told him that Raven
may pop in later on. So I pop in and myself, Speed and Punisher start trying
to decide what physical treatment we could give him. First off I suggested
humiliation so while IBA is still tied up we strip off his clothes and dress
him in ladies undergarments and take a few pictures. Then removing the female
undergarments making him naked once more we coat him in axle grease and oil,
then proceed to take more pictures. By this time IBA is getting most upset,
shouting curses and threats about what he is going to do when he gets out so
I say to Punisher "You know I wonder what would happen if that young girl saw
pictures of the man of her life trussed up like a turkey." Hearing this IBA
soon quientened down, but I added "come to that I wonder how the whole runner
community would react to seeing pictures of you like this." IBA started
cussing again and cursing so I said well you could tell me where you stashed
my beer ? "I sold it" he cried, "oh yes" says I, "and to
whom", "Stormblade"
he said. Well eventually we found out how much he sold it for, the XB for 200
and the Owd Rodger for 300 which just shows IBA's complete lack of knowledge
about how much decent real ale costs, he could have sold it for a lot more.
"So what do we do with him now Punisher ?" I said. "Well we could still
leave
him here till Raven gets here, then I'm sure she can teach him how to show
respect for ladies." So out we go after placing some old towels over IBA's
middle so that Raven won't get a shock and relax in the warm summers air
feeling that justice has been done. Poor old IBA can still be heard crying
out, he's started to plead now, quite sad really. :)

Well Raven, IBA is ready and waiting for you if you want to exact your own
revenge but we'll have to untie him by nightfall as there's a problem with the
ghouls out here.

Stormblade, I would like my beer back please. We took the money from one of
IBA's certified credsticks so you will be recompensed. ]<<<<<
-The Powerhouse (18:11:14/6.8.54)