From:	Stefan Hahn <HAHN@***.EDU>
Subject:	Gleeful Anarchy
Date:	Thu, 2 Dec 1993 15:13:44 -0800

>>>>>[ NOTICE TO SHADOWLANDS.BBS:

A Heavy Response Squad is reported lost in the Lake Forest Park district, as of
40 minutes ago. I know what kind of clientele frequent this node, and thought
I'd let you know that:

1. If you're responsible, you're going to get nailed to the wall for this.

2. If you're not responsible, we'll pay for information leading to their
return. It's not every day that eight well-trained and heavily-armed men
vanish off the face of the earth, and I'll take my leads where I can get them.
>>NEWMAIL on node WAY from...<<
Damn, there goes another alarm. This just hasn't been my week. ]<<<<<
--Inspector Richard Wu, Lonestar Security (15:12:40/12-02-54)