| From: | Dave Sanborn <dasanbor@*******.SYR.EDU> |
|---|---|
| Subject: | Shadow Olympics?!? |
| Date: | Thu, 31 Mar 1994 16:39:38 -0500 |
Shadow Olympics Announcer: Next up on the sniper's stand is John
Q. Shadowrunner, an amateur here in Seattle. He's got beautiful
form... look at how easily he took out that innocent bystander!
Now for the grand finale-
Voice through Megaphone: Everyone throw down your weapons. This
is <fill in the name of whoever wins the Seattle contract, here>
We have the building surrounded. Come out with your hands up.
News Report the very next day: And in a surprising turn of events,
<Knight Errant/Lone Star/etc etc ad nauseum> captured hundreds
of the city's criminals last night, in a raid on an event they
were holding, known as the Shadow Olympics.
Sorry Jac, but I don't think it would be such a good idea. 'A' for effort
though...]<<<<<
-- Warped Warlock <16:44:40/3-31-55>
