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From: Brad Shantz <bshantz@****.COM>
Subject: Re: Wow.....
Date: Mon, 25 Apr 1994 14:19:38 PDT
***** Private: Freddy Frypp *****
>>>>>[Freddy, I really couldn't guarantee that would work. It is funny now
that I think about it. Imagine, say, Aztechnology being invaded and taken
over by a lime, a lemon, a papaya and a ruby red grapefruit. What would the
papers read? A quote: "Arnold Frump, a postal worker who witnessed the
incident, had this to say, 'My God, it was awful. There was fruit everywhere
I looked. Then, when the papaya pulled a thermite grenade I saw my life flash
before my eyes. It was terrible.' A security guard was found catatonic on
the floor repeating the words 'Trix are for kids' over and over again. Never
in the history of the corporation has something this devestating happened."
The possibilities are virtually endless.

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Aardvark, forget the fruit thing. It's a horrible joke. Sorry.]<<<<<
-- Jasmine (14:15:33/4-25-55)

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