| From: | ANGLISS@***.PSU.EDU |
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| Subject: | WHAT.... |
| Date: | Mon, 25 Apr 1994 20:06:19 -0400 |
>>>>>[WHAT, Please hurry up. This fragger is startin to really get on my
bad side, ya know? He keeps on spoutin about how my blood is tainted with the
sins of my friends and how that I'll be goin to Hell along with them...
(off in the distance: NO, I DON'T want to convert, you son-of-a-slitch! And
if you don't shut the FRAG up, I'll dose up the gag with Hyper again!)
HURRY! PLEASE!!!! I can't dope him up on the catatonic again cause it'll
kill the worthless peice-of-drek fragger, but he's pushin my patience here...
Hmmmmm, maybe a little demonstration is in order....
(again off in the distance: Sog, this is my trusty Pred 2 Heavy pistol. It
is currently loaded with [crack] gel rounds, as the splat in the pipe above
your head shows you. I also[ka-chink] have these rounds[clack]. These are
very special rounds, that I got from the manufacturer some time ago. They are
API rounds. Or, in case you don't understand the letters, Armor Peircing
Incendiary ammo[crack-boom!]. If you'll again look up at the pipe, if you can
hear me after the echo leaves your ears, you'll see a very neat hole with a
scorch mark around it where the incendiary charge blasted out again from
inside the pipe...Oooo, chummer, why'd you have to lose your bladder control?)
(snicker) I think that got his attention... And it should keep his mouth
shut for a LONG while... Just hurry up before he realizes that his religion
allows him to go directly to Heaven and that he has a "mandate" to preach
regardless of him becoming a martyr(in his dreams, that is).]<<<<<
-- Slash(20:08:45/04-25-55)
