From:	Freddy Frypp <JAMES-CUENO@*********.EDU>
Subject:	Uhhh... Sorry 'bout that.
Date:	Fri, 9 Sep 1994 11:37:18 CST

>>>>>[Some wiseass suggested that Frypp Security should offer
training on how to disappear. First Jac pulls the big fade pretty
damn regularly then I do one, too... well, BITE ME!

Anyway, our story up until now:

The last time Jac posted here he was trapped in the vile clutches of
the UB with everybody makin' all sorts of weird references to
boogeymen (or assorted other goblins, uh no offense intended to our
Ork and Troll friends). I asked for volunteers to search him out,
again. And I got the usual list of volunteers, again. This time
though I enlisted a former associate of mine that had been rumored to
be here in SF: Kafka (sorry about that Cap'n Drake).
So Kaf summons up this wizzer little Watcher who goes out and finds
Jac, but instead of coming back to us and blabbing, the Watcher grabs
an Air Elemental of Kafka's and they go and suck Jac out of his
latest hole. (That's another problem of Jac's I can't break... he's
gota wolverine mentality, whenever he's in trouble he backs into a
deep, dark hole and gets defensive. If you need a reference, check
out the little number he did to the Star about five months ago.)

So we spirited Jac away to the corporate safehouse where my personal
brain-care specialist has been giving Jac all kinds of recreational
pharmaceuticals and the odd shock therapy session (call me crazy, but
I don't think shock thereapy involves getting mooned by your
psychologist...but hey, who am I?). An associate from down the beach
has agreed to keep an astral eye out for Jac's scalely little friends.

So anyway (the two most common words in any Freddy posting), I'm back
in all my glories. With an offer: I've recently aquired new
personal weapons for my security staff and have a great deal of
second-hand equipment available, as well as a few surplus Rugers that
are fresh from the box. If you want to purchase a few contact Kabuki
Man at our listed business number.

Until next time, kiddies....]<<<<<
-- Freddy Frypp (11:34:25 / 09-09-55)
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