From:	shadowtk@********.demon.co.uk (Paul J. Adam)
Subject:	Weird Incidents
Date:	Fri, 29 Mar 1996 18:04:43 GMT

>>>>>[Weird.

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JOYGIRL IN PAYPHONE RAMPAGE
Auburn denizens were startled to see a nearly-naked woman, screaming
incoherently, attacking their public telephones. "She was only in her
underthings, and not much of those!" said one resident. "And she kept smashing
the reciever on the phone, hollering that she had to get through, that the
scorpions wouldn't climb out until she made her call. Real weird. I like to
called the cops right away."

Lone Star took the woman into custody, where she continued to rave hysterically
until she was allowed to make her telephone call: once the call was completed,
she promptly fell into a deep sleep.

Police sources identify her as "Julie Thicket", a SINless prostitute with a
history of drug and BTL usage: in the course of her thirty-minute rampage, she
damaged five public telephones. A spokesman for Lone Star said, "At the risk of
cliche, this is what BTL abuse does to the mind. Kids, just say 'No!'".
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In fact, very weird. Thing is, she wasn't chipping at the time, which sounds
downright odd to me: all the times I've heard of this sort of thing, it's
been someone acting out the BTL they're slotting.

Anyone else hear about something like this?]<<<<<
-- The Mighty Quinn <17:09:34/03-29-57>